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Motherfucking Wind Farms T-Shirt -- Pro-Offshore Wind Statement Tee

Motherfucking Wind Farms T-Shirt -- Pro-Offshore Wind Statement Tee

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Defy fossil fuel interference in 2025

THE DEBATE IS OVER.
THE TURBINES ARE TURNING.

You've heard the noise. You've seen the fake news. The opposition is loud, but the wind is stronger. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a banner.

BUILT FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO

Wear this to the town hall meeting. Wear it to the family dinner. Wear it wherever the N.I.M.B.Y. crowd gathers.

THE SPECS

This isn't fast fashion garbage. This is built to last the transition.

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton (Soft but tough).
  • Fit: Classic Euro-American fit. Runs true to size.
  • Origin: Ethically sourced US Cotton.
  • Vibe: Unapologetic.

// CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold (inside out). Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print (or the logic of your opponents).



Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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